Skip to main content

Definitions by james

King of Pop 

Michael Jackson, the singer.
Johnny wants to grow up just like the King of Pop and live at Neverland and ride on the Neverland train
King of Pop by James November 23, 2004

footy head 

footy head - dicks,unintelligent,moronic,bitches,wana be,try hard losers who grab each others balls while thinking they r good at sport and girls. this is not everyone that plays footy as most of them are cool. dick fucks.
Harry Dawson and casey akinson
"haha ratty"
hugh"
hahahahahahaha ...................Footy
.........hay...........Footy" etc."im a dick nob"
footy head by James November 22, 2004
Jew. Derived from stealing items in WoW.
He is being So Tri Today.
Tri by james November 19, 2004
Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.
I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!
Rollover by James November 18, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy 

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.
Scorched Earth Policy by James November 17, 2004
Fuckin lush pussy

Fuckin dirty gash
Where's ma fuckin GASH got to!!

U got gash set for 2nyt

Dirty gash wudnt go near tht with a dick rash
Gash by James November 14, 2004

Dick Cheese 

dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.
u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball
Dick Cheese by James November 14, 2004