Golden Shower

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."

by James October 19, 2003

in the sticks

In the middle of no where.

He woke up in the sticks after a night on the binge.

by James March 29, 2005

helicoptering

when you slap your penis round a womans face

Hey whats that bruise on your cheek?
Oh, thats just when finley helicoptered me.

by james March 10, 2003

FUA

acronym - internet-speak for "Fuck you all"

> FUA, you're all bastards!

by James September 08, 2003

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 07, 2004

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 02, 2004

HoodRat

A girl that only puts out to guys that drive nice cars.

He got some with the hoodrat because he has a sports car.

by James March 24, 2003