The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.
Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.
by jakrel May 16, 2005

by jakrel June 02, 2005

a bundle of sticks or twigs
Fred: Hey, Jacko, should we pick up that faggot before we go to dinner?
Jacko: Yeeah, we could also use some good wood.
Jacko: Yeeah, we could also use some good wood.
by jakrel July 20, 2008

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.
by jakrel April 21, 2005

by jakrel May 17, 2005

A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.
by jakrel July 01, 2005

a white guy with suspenders, hair combed to the side, glasses with tape in the middle, wears high shorts, long white socks, sandals, and a old button-up shirt
by jakrel July 03, 2005
