junior high

A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.

By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.

by Jake March 28, 2005

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Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 23, 2004

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foogly

fuckin ugly

by jake August 13, 2003

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cut one from the herd

select a chick from the crowd (or her group of friends)and move in on her

"I'm goin' after the short thin blonde, Rick, its your turn to fall on the grenade and get her whalefuck friend outta the picture."

by Jake April 03, 2004

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ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 05, 2007

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