scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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stones

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.
I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.
by Jake March 26, 2004
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jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.
by Jake November 08, 2003
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frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo
Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.
by jake December 18, 2004
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i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.
"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"
by Jake February 17, 2005
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furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels
Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?
by Jake May 08, 2003
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