slug face

Man, look at Booth's eyebrows!
by Jake February 03, 2004
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5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)
The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon
by Jake January 10, 2004
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like

(1) like = said (the first Valley Girl,popularized in a 1982 Frank Zappa song,swapped "like" for "said")
(2) word used in conversation to set up quotations

(3) word used as a stall tactic when they're not confident about what they're saying, akin to "uh" or "um", a space-filler in conversation to keep the other person from injecting into an otherwise-quiet space between thoughts; sometimes thought to be a sign of a poor vocabulary
(1) I'm like, `Gag me with a spoon' and she's like, `Oh my God!'

(2) He's, like, `Go ahead.'

(3) I'm like, thinking about taking my clothes off, but I'm like, on my period, and I'm thinking, like, does he want to 'do it' when Im, like, going to be bleeding all over, like, his cock....
by Jake February 17, 2004
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period pants

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
by Jake February 28, 2004
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Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest
Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you
by Jake March 31, 2005
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prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang
We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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