poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.
She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.
Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.
by Jake September 28, 2003
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chooch

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.
by Jake January 18, 2004
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Bureaucrash

Bureaucrash is a 501c3 non-profit foundation dedicated to fighting the increase of government control over our lives. Our international network of pro-freedom activists works to change the political ideology of our generation through creative activism. While most youth politics supports the growth of the already bloated government bureaucracy, we fight for personal freedom, free trade and limited government.

Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.

Why? Because when governments grow, our freedom to live our lives as we see fit shrinks. Every time a new law is passed, some bureaucrat squirreled away in a cubicle somewhere gets more power to make decisions for us. And because the vast majority of people have no idea of the lives and freedoms crushed every time the government’s power grows.

We believe that, only by spreading information about this absurd arrangement can the sprawling bureaucracy be leashed and our fundamental freedoms restored.
Real rebels don't support centralized government authority. Join the resistance!
by Jake August 10, 2004
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Rolling

When you roll a ciggarette or spliff using Rizzlas or smoking paper.
by Jake January 22, 2005
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furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc
I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.
by Jake March 01, 2004
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schuter

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.
"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"
by Jake May 13, 2005
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