Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"
by Jake July 22, 2003
to forget about doing something
by jake April 23, 2003
intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck
That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after
by Jake January 20, 2004
If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.
After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder
by Jake September 21, 2004
When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.
When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
by Jake January 21, 2004
by Jake May 25, 2005
Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
by Jake March 03, 2004