McAsshole

Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!

B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.

A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
by jAkE May 06, 2005
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Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents
Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.
by Jake May 05, 2005
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Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.
For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10
by jake April 01, 2005
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Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.
Why is Furby eating a paper towel?
by Jake December 09, 2003
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clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period
She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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East Bum

Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.

Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.
"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"
by Jake March 22, 2005
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