Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jaffaw

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

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when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

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going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

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i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

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a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

bum deal by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

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