Definitions by jaffaw

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

touching the sides by jaffaw July 16, 2009

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

vow of shastity by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shitting down 

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

shitting down by jaffaw July 16, 2009

armitage wanks 

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

armitage wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

bum deal 

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

bum deal by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wanks 

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

batting a dry one 

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

batting a dry one by jaffaw July 16, 2009