it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best
it's not what you know, it's who you blow
describes something better for the same price
if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks
when the area described has no hoes in it
why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar
porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail
I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)
have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper