Cuntreat

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Penisensation

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Hotfoxing

the art and endeavour of chasing hot foxes

are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Hashdash

The run you do for some weed, when you've run out

Dude, we've run out, I need to go on a hashdash,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Suckall

When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing

I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009