113 definition by jaffaw

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best
it's not what you know, it's who you blow
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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describes something better for the same price
if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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when the area described has no hoes in it
why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail
I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)
have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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