jaffaw's definitions

Fashionist

A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.

I see your shoes man,

yeah,

do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

kamikarzai

When you must get to the toilet at all costs and very likely once you get there, therr will be an explosion of some sorts

I need to go now, this is a kamikarzai mission and I may not come back

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,

wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

JewSA

To indicate the community of Jews within the USA.

We're living in the JewSA,

by jaffaw October 18, 2009

Hashbank

the term to describe your stash of Hash

how much have you got in your Hashbank?

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

transendental medication

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

by jaffaw February 21, 2010