Cuntextualise

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

White rash

I rash you get off the stubble of someone who hasn't shaved for a few days as their a bit grubbly

i got white rash off this trailer park dude

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Gashhash

a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash

this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 21, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Cuntreat

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009