112 definitions by jaffaw

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when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex
I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)
have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot
that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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