112 definitions by jaffaw

the term to describe your stash of Hash
how much have you got in your Hashbank?
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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To indicate the community of Jews within the USA.
We're living in the JewSA,
by jaffaw October 18, 2009
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a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback
if I do this for you, can i get hashback?
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis
Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)
have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Being jealous of jewish people
or

being a jealous jewish person
you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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