Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Kababalaah

A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion

Kababalaah is such a crock,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it

are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

acSHITdent

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

requext

when you ask for something by text or sms,

he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext

by jaffaw July 19, 2009