112 definitions by jaffaw

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009