jaffaw's definitions

acSHITdent

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Going down to China town

a famous quote from the China town film, also refers to the extent to which you are going to take them down a peg or two, generally assuming that chinatown is far away.

You're in so much trouble,

yeah so
you're going down,

i've been down before
i'm taking going down to china town
oh

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

backend of a Bus

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Gashhash

a term used to comment poorly on the quality of hash

this is gashhash, i wouldn't even let your mom smoke it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010