112 definitions by jaffaw

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Vinegars

to go on ones vinegars means going for some me time with a definate orgasmic outcum

I can't come out tonight i'm on my vinegars.

I was being friendly with my partner and just as was coming into the final vinegars I....

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Cashesh

Cash for spending on hash

let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,

wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

bum deal

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009