Definitions by jaffaw
Iphone Parent
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Iphone Parent by jaffaw February 12, 2010
Ask Google Dad
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
Ask Google Dad by jaffaw February 12, 2010
Sitting Chaperone
intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
Sitting Chaperone by jaffaw January 10, 2010
Packing Space
When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey
Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.
Packing Space by jaffaw December 28, 2009