jaffaw's definitions

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Leg Limo

the cheapest easy way to travel in style,

Eco aware celebrities don't travel by any else than Leg Limo these days

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey

Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.

by jaffaw December 28, 2009

body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 26, 2009