Definitions by jadio u no

Fuck Wit 

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

Fuck Wit by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water 

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

tatty water by jadio u no August 14, 2003

wanka 

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

wanka by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tosspot 

A pot in which things are thrown. Especially jism.

The tosspot jismed everywhere and missed the tosspot.

tosspot by jadio u no August 14, 2003

clitty 

Just as Olympia was home to the Gods, the clitty is the home of all evil. Don't go there and disappoint, unless your tongue needs a workout.

My tongue teased her clitty, mm nice.

clitty by jadio u no August 14, 2003

dirty pillows 

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

dirty pillows by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ham shandy 

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

ham shandy by jadio u no August 14, 2003