Definitions by jadio u no

piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

piss poor by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water 

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

tatty water by jadio u no August 14, 2003

wanka 

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

wanka by jadio u no August 14, 2003

clitty 

Just as Olympia was home to the Gods, the clitty is the home of all evil. Don't go there and disappoint, unless your tongue needs a workout.

My tongue teased her clitty, mm nice.

clitty by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tosspot 

A pot in which things are thrown. Especially jism.

The tosspot jismed everywhere and missed the tosspot.

tosspot by jadio u no August 14, 2003

dirty pillows 

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

dirty pillows by jadio u no August 14, 2003

shagger 

I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)

I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.

shagger by jadio u no August 14, 2003