jadio u no's definitions

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piles

An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.

I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

numpty

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

wanka

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

bushy plate

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

multiple orgasm

A Hollywood piece of mind-fucking to make men feel inadequate.

I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003