jacques asse's definitions

The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.

We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

enemisting

Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.

Enemisting Eminem was a grand feat. But it smelled horribly.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009

Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.

It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.

by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009