jacques asse's definitions

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.

Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

Bagielo

A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.

Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.

When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.

by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009

Breastival

The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.

More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009