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Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
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