Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 05, 2010

Riguido

A Riguido refers to an inbred Guido, and Italian man that is his own brother and uncle.

Guido looked at his family tree and discovered that he is actually Riguido.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Welcome to the Bunghole

Welcome to the Bunghole is a very famous song by Buns N Hoses about anal fucking.

Lyrical excerpt:

Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please

CHORUS:

In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed

Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Sarahstan

Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.

A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.

Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.

by Jacques Asse December 29, 2009

Crime President

The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.

He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.

Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.

Blackass grins when he tells this lie.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

Perranporth

Perranporth: a deranged dullard without intellect.

Perranporth is a waste of oxygen.

by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009