Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.
This is known as Heebing.
This is known as Heebing.
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