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backdoor berries

Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.
Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
mugGet the backdoor berriesmug.

Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
mugGet the Jackrabbit punchmug.

bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.
The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!
by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
mugGet the bradholemug.

Heebing

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
mugGet the Heebingmug.

da RuleZ

da RuleZ these little traditions that people used to follow but now freely ignore.

Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
by Jacques Asse January 13, 2010
mugGet the da RuleZmug.

uma

An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.
by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
mugGet the umamug.

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.
You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.
by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009
mugGet the jiggawhomug.

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