jacques asse's definitions
Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
Get the Jewbrismug. by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009
Get the corporatistingmug. Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
Get the Projectile ejaculationmug. Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.
by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009
Get the Jingle Hellmug. Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the Salma boobsmug. Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Get the Holly Bendovermug. Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Get the Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!mug.