galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.

George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.

by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009

Sourdough cunt vomit

Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.

Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.

by Jacques Asse April 16, 2009

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009

Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

vanillingus

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.

When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

Indigo Cunting

Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.

It makes em fuggin wild.

Yep. We're goin indigo cunting this weekend. And we are really painting the town blue.

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009