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uma

An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.
by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
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Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.
Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.
by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009
mugGet the Jewstingmug.

Crime President

The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.

He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.

Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
mugGet the Crime Presidentmug.

Perranporth

Perranporth: a deranged dullard without intellect.
Perranporth is a waste of oxygen.
by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009
mugGet the Perranporthmug.

Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.
Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
mugGet the Shartacusmug.

Terminal Buttfungus

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.
You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.
by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009
mugGet the Terminal Buttfungusmug.

sluthood

A condition of being Pam Anderson.
Mikah was enjoying her sluthood the other day, sucking her own boobs and finger fucking herself in the ass.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
mugGet the sluthoodmug.

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