Definitions by jacques asse

Holly Bendover 

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

Holly Bendover by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

teh stoopid 

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

teh stoopid by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

Last of the BOHICANS 

The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.

Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.

Mofo should've just shut the hell up.

Last of the BOHICANS by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009

MILF 

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

MILF by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

Jingle Hell 

Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!

Jingle Hell by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Goat Busters 

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

Goat Busters by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Terminal Buttfungus 

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.

You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.

Terminal Buttfungus by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009