A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).
This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009
Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
Faleesha has a unitit.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.
Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.
by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009