Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.

There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.

by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009

tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.

It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.

by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009

punt

A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.

The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.

Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

publisting

Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009