jacques asse's definitions

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

punt

A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.

The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

Riguido

A Riguido refers to an inbred Guido, and Italian man that is his own brother and uncle.

Guido looked at his family tree and discovered that he is actually Riguido.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Sarahstan

Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.

A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.

Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.

by Jacques Asse December 29, 2009

cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009