Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.
Godfuckers are STOOPID
by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010
by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009
A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009