Definitions by jacques asse

Stinking Emina 

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.

Dude, what's that fucking SMELL?

Don't worry, man, it's only Stinking Emina.

Stinking Emina by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Wikisting 

Wikisting = wikipedia fisting. This is a practice enjoyed by really dumb bastards that enjoy fisting and reading Wiki at the same time.

Phred and Sam were wikisting Wednesday evening. It's a fine way to end a day.

Wikisting by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

nutbuster plus 

A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.

Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.

nutbuster plus by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

tit blaster 

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

tit blaster by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

crate rape 

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

crate rape by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Shartacus 

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.

Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.

Shartacus by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Han job 

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

Han job by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009