Emolysis

Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.

Jacques drop-kicked Trent in a fine display of emolysis.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

unitit

When girls wear tight bras that push their tiny tits together into one actual breasts.

Faleesha has a unitit.

by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009

cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

facehugger

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Dirk's Diggler

Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.

Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009