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Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Get the Bloom Moisture Cultmug. Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Dirk's Digglermug. Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.
Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.
Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.
Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.
God help us.
Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.
God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Get the Nig Rockmug. The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.
by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
Get the Breastivalmug. by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009
Get the Jewholemug. A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.
by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009
Get the thuggermug.