streets

Where the poor ghetto people live.

I be livin' on da sreetz G

by jacob December 28, 2004

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 03, 2004

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 07, 2004

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 18, 2004

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 24, 2003

IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

by Jacob November 12, 2003