jacob's definitions

noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom

Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.

by jacob December 21, 2004

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

by Jacob November 12, 2003

Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!

oxnard hardccore

by jacob December 12, 2003

po white trash

commonly reffered to as trailer trash, or walmart shoppers/

1. gurl you po white trash!
2. You got so many cars up in your yard, I'm thinkin' you po white trash
3. see. incest

by jacob April 1, 2005

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.

"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke

by Jacob November 29, 2004

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004