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Definitions by jackson, j

slytherin 

the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.
draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!
slytherin by jackson, j May 15, 2006
a pool for skating i.e. vert skating.
do u want to skate the bowl at the skatepark?
bowl by jackson, j May 15, 2006
an ISP with great chatrooms (even ones you can create) and where u cam make friends.....better than yahoo where applets have to be loaded to just get into a chatroom. aol chatrooms just comes right up.
im on aol all day either talking in the chatrooms or on urban dictionary
aol by jackson, j May 13, 2006

see ya later, alligator 

a song composed by Bill haley & the comets in 1956. it is a great song and is rock n roll history.
see ya later, alligator, after while crocodile, dont u know u in my way now, cant u see u cramp my style.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

if ur an adult and reading the definition of "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz", you have a serious motherfucking problem you fucking retard. GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!
GET OFF THE DRUGS AND GO TO SCHOOL
I bet gorge w bush is so stupid he doesnt know the fucking alphabet.

crystal meth 

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.
Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.
crystal meth by jackson, j May 6, 2006

internet tweeker 

whe one is on the internet for hours or days because they are high on methamphetamine (crystal, crank, dope, ice, glass,shit n speed, tweak)
this guy smoked some shit by himself then got online to try to find a hookup for PNP,this is an example of an internet tweeker.