jackie-f's definitions

batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.

What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

scuff

A fight - noun. To fight - verb.

Don't give it. You wanna scuff? Let's have it

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

yeppity

Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself

Feeling good?

Yeppity! Oh damn, did I just say that? See you in the next life...

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

jimjam

A boner. An erection in general, but not usually fully-extended. A semi

We were kissing but it got really awkward, I had a massive jimjam on

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'

I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005