jackie-f's definitions
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the scuffmug. Ultra-pathetic and corporate way to tell someone you have lots of work to do, used in UK offices. If you notice yourself using this phrase then you need a change of job, lifestyle, haircut and sexuality
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the fun and gamesmug. UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the deceptaconmug. Check her out, she's a proper tickun!
by Jackie-F September 26, 2005
Get the tickunmug. Really really lame way of saying something is good. If you say this word, and are under the age of 50, you deserve to be buried up to the neck in sand and left to vultures
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the whizzymug. UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.
Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the blatteredmug. Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the yeppitymug.