laggo

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.

What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

laggermeister

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

a-Lago

An incompetent buffoon who shirks responsibilities in favor of taking leisure time. See also: Donald Trump.

My stupid boss is going skiing right before the budget is due. He's such an a-Lago.

by BodyForWife March 29, 2017

lagolicious

How you feel in the morning before your first cup of #coffee. You are lagging behind. You long for that delicious coffee! The early part of the morning when you can't even string two sentences together! I'm really lagolicious, where's my caffeine?!

I wish I had some damn coffee because I'm so sluggish, tired and lagolicious.

by J to the Dawg March 26, 2021

Soy lago

What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.

Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"

This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.

Crofty: Sebastian Vettel has just spun into the gravel!
F1 fans: Soy lago.

by Sharl Leg December 21, 2020

Zoe lagroomer

A amazing liar who cheated said the n word and groomed a Child

Oh my god is that Zoe lagroomer the cheating groomer

by Connor;))) January 13, 2021