jackie-f's definitions

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

drainsoup

Raw sewage. Often used in a derogatory way when speaking to someone

Is there any food in the house?
Nothing but drainsoup I'm afraid
or
Go slurp on some drainsoup you madge

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005

batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.

What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.

What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'

I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

monumental

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better

This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

laggo

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.

What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005