jackie's definitions

ounkin

ounkin- noun; pronounced (oon-kin)a boy normally exhibiting studly characteristics. This word's orgin reaches back to an online typo in mid 2006. It is most commonly used as a petname

My Mr. Sugar ounkin left me all by myselllllllffff
because the gestapo was going to burn his father.

by jackie September 3, 2008

Greasy Sanchez

When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.

Also see Greasy Rosita.

It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.

by jackie June 10, 2003

paul wall

Some freaky-ass wigger with freaky-ass teeth and an annoying-yet-creepy smile that says "i'm secretly grooming your kids over the internet". Why so many "grills"? I've never heard him rap so I don't know if he has talent, but i know that those "grills" are the ugliest things i've ever seen. Why does he wear them? Is he a snaggle-tooth hick that needs a whole SET of falsies?

Paul Wall... his fucked-up metallic face scares my daughter

by Jackie June 18, 2006

so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 19, 2003

unconditional love

Love no matter what, under all circumstances.

How Vinnie said he wanted to love me..

by Jackie May 13, 2005

dumb

used to emphasize somethin

"that song is dumb good!"
"look at ashanti..shes dumb hot!"
"fuckin wiggers, they be dumb stupid!"

by jackie December 29, 2004

Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003