jack's definitions

smackle

The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.

I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.

by Jack January 26, 2004

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004

joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

emzay

a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well

oh emzay behave

by jack February 7, 2004

bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor

"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"

by jack February 9, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002