jack's definitions

jackley

ashley bailey

gimme ure money

by jack November 12, 2003

doom 3

1.) the third game in the series Doom from Id Software.
2.) the greatest game ver created.
3.) one scary ass game.

I almost crapped my pants playing Doom 3 last night it was so scarey.

by jack August 4, 2004

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003

punani

A womans big hairy pussy with crabs

look abbie farmboura shes has a punani

by jack March 31, 2004

kesha

when you are backed up with poo for a long time and it just droppes out

I have to take a keshapoo.

by jack January 1, 2005

bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor

"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"

by jack February 9, 2004

Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!

by jack October 19, 2004