jack's definitions

swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004

slovakia

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.

by jack June 19, 2003

so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.

Check it out dude, she is so-titties.

by jack July 27, 2003

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

by Jack June 30, 2003

fukthis

fuk this is a word desscribe to fuk your mama

fuk this, your mama sucks dick

by jack April 10, 2005

pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt

I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.

by jack August 7, 2004

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

by Jack September 11, 2004