jack's definitions

honk on bobo

suck my dick-needed a new term so no one could get it unless they were in....

f*ck u mutha fu*cka! honk on bobo

by jack April 13, 2004

posegay

distant cousin of batman; striking fear into the minds of little aquatic dwelling peoples;

o sh*t posegay is coming

by Jack February 26, 2005

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

Skrunket

Skrunket - a word either describing a sound or style of music, particularly garage bands, or the area on the male body between the sphincter and the scrotum.

musical: The Black Keys, The Nazz, early Kinks, early White Stripes. Bands that use distortion on most channels without being labelled punk. a dying breed.
anatomy: "Darren waxed his Skrunket"

by Jack January 12, 2005

dode whack

Slapping your penis in someone's face. The ultimate insult

He was being a douch bag, so I dode whacked him

by Jack December 6, 2004

that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.

Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.

by Jack April 11, 2005

Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004