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clock out

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to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.
Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"
by JV May 13, 2005
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big boobs bertha

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an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts
by jv April 9, 2005
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slimer

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the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat
HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.
by jv May 31, 2004
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spligger

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the act of rearing back an erect penis and slapping someone in the forhead with it.
HAHA i just gave her a spligger
by jv May 31, 2004
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Shitstang

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AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches
HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks
by JV May 13, 2004
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Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me.
by JV May 10, 2004
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shitface cockmaster

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A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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