jOhn's definitions

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

dubber nunkey

one who who acts like a stupid faget cock to show off, but only looks like a little bitch, especially in front of women.

Mike's acting like a dubber nunkey now that ya girl walked in the room

by john November 26, 2003

markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money

Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!

by john October 3, 2004

idiot

anyone who doesn't know what idiot means is probably an idiot

I'm such an idiot, I screwed up my relationship with the girl I liked.

by John March 27, 2005

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

by John May 25, 2004

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

indian giver

A person who gives someone something, then wants it back!

Knoller loves to be an indian giver.

by John January 24, 2005