jOhn's definitions

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

get with

To be able to compete with, stand up to.

"None of you can get with this" (Snoop Dog).

by John June 18, 2005

iremonger

One who makes stupid sounds and suggestions. redid example

That guy was one stupid iremonger.

by John October 5, 2004

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003

fart

Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

by john November 8, 2003

club

A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.

Yo Derrel...lemme club this shit!

by John January 12, 2005