Definitions by jOhn
pirate fuck
fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing
pirate fuck by john May 14, 2005
grand slam
when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.
grand slam by john May 13, 2005