jOhn's definitions

electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

by john December 6, 2003

Scum Bag

Someone who lies and turns their back on you

Michele said she won 500 dollars and won nothing. That scum bag.

by John April 27, 2005

diaper

a white fabric that turms me on!!

white fabric aww aww

by john November 2, 2003

/life

Telling someone to end their life due to their stupidity or otherwise.

/life plz kthx.

by john March 10, 2004

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003

iowegian

person from iowa

These two iowegians were driving so slow.

by john June 9, 2003