890 definitions by jOhn
After intense hours of trying to come up with variations of the Pillsbury Doughboy to use on online games, Doughbuy has grown to be the most feared. Simply known as Doughbuy, he strikes fear into hearts of men and animal alike. All bow down before his might!
by jOhn December 3, 2004
by jOhn January 24, 2005
(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.
by jOhn June 27, 2004
1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.
by jOhn March 21, 2005
Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.
I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.
Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
by jOhn May 31, 2004