Skip to main content

jOe's definitions

manewton

the holy dance of the almighty isaac. when being done, one must succesfully dance hard, pump thy arms, and kick thy legs while hoping pj will bless them and give isaac permission to eat your feet.
i was doing the manewton hoping that i would no longer have to experience getting a highlighter jammed up my ass during school..it worked.
by joe February 7, 2005
mugGet the manewtonmug.

mlah

a term spoken after a false statement to infer a joke; fooling someone; to denote previous statement as false; to imply dominent social status over the other.

Used in conjunction with, "this dude," or "this guy."

Generally pronounced with the exsessive smacking of the tongue and lip upon opening to make the "m" sound.

Hanging ones own tongue out following the completition of the word is not uncommon.

A term use exclusively in the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, or by those native to South Texas.
"Hey, Alfredo, you have some cool British Knights," Julio said. "Mlah, this dude, thinking BKs are still cool. What the fuck?
Javier said, "Mlah, this guy."
"I'll fucking kick your ass," Alfredo said.
by Joe May 30, 2004
mugGet the mlahmug.

pop a cap in your ass

to shoot someone in their posterior
by Joe August 25, 2003
mugGet the pop a cap in your assmug.

trikks

Halfling molestor
Trikks hat Fuesse haarige!
by Joe August 22, 2003
mugGet the trikksmug.

carpet licker

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?
by joe April 23, 2003
mugGet the carpet lickermug.

Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word
I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.
by Joe January 1, 2004
mugGet the Mulletardmug.

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.
Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in
by Joe August 5, 2004
mugGet the fartermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email