jOe's definitions

Sexmas

Awesome variable for the term "X-mas" which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, "Christmas". Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex.

Merry Sexmas And A Happy New Year!

by Joe August 24, 2004

do the math

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

by Joe April 7, 2005

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

defile

To systematically dry fuck someone in the ass region until nuttin in ur underwear.

I defiled that bitch until i nutted myself.

Fuck that i dont wanna be defiled by fred.

ur fuckin dog is defiling my led homes!

by joe May 13, 2004

Devin "Nips" Lear

A fat guy with 36 B cup boobs and looks like his mom and has sausage fingers.

Damn it Nips get off my fucking food!!!

by joe April 23, 2005

Fangdar

A mass murderer from the 1600th century

A person that will kill you with little or no remourse

by Joe May 13, 2005

fist pump

A action of pumping with your fist if something good happens.Or if you just want to pump.

Tiger woods has the best fist pump in all of sports.

or

Billy idol is the king of the fist pump

by joe November 2, 2003