get your piece wet

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective

you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?

by joe November 29, 2004

neck face

some dumb retard who leaves his name next to a hairy arm. He usally leaves them on walls but they can be found on rooftops sometimes.

That retard Neck Face painted that dumb ass arm on the roof again.

by joe January 01, 2005

Whitey

Decribing the condition of someone who has smoked too much weed and feels ill/ has a white face/ is physically sick.

Did you see kevin last night? he smoked far too much and chucked a proper whitey!

by joe June 17, 2004

porcupiner

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

by JOE July 26, 2004

slackcore

hardcore slacking for those who are lazy basterds.

That Kid crux is fully slackcore

by Joe March 02, 2005

Bareass

Describes a kid who is extremly ugly and likes to date men(ugly girls). It also gets its teeth punched in. Also has a holiday after him.

Johnny Bareass. Jack John. Happy hate John week

by Joe November 30, 2004

Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

by Joe August 03, 2003