jOe's definitions

Amélie

definately not the greatest movie int he world.. but definately good in a gay sort of way..

i watched amelie after my boys left and i had no more weed and it was pretty good.. then they came back and we watched the 4 oclock game

by joe December 7, 2004

Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

by Joe January 1, 2004

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch

Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her

by joe February 10, 2005

sixes and sevens

bloody frickin' crazy!

those american gentlemen in the lolly were all sixes and sevens about their mouth ulcers!

by joe March 5, 2005

dome

Slang: condom.

I stopped at CVS to pick up some domes before going to Sally's house.

by Joe December 1, 2003

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005