jOe's definitions

thunderhead

thun·der·head, n. The swollen upper portion of a thundercloud, usually only recognized by people who enjoy having great breadth, but little depth of knowledge.

"Hey everybody! Look over there at that thunderhead!"

"Shut up Steve, no one cares."

by Joe October 22, 2004

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe January 31, 2004

a-tech

a school that gets alot of shit talked about, mainly cuz its population ISNT drugdealin' dumfuks that probably go to some shitty ass scool like rancho or cheyenne (i.e. the guy above ^ ^ ^)

ya i go to a-tech, mainly so i can get away from the ugly centenial whores

by joe December 22, 2004

Naughlk

Naughlk
adj. Naughlker
noun. Naughlker-bib

1- Verbal reaction to an unpredictable, unfavorable, or ironic event.

2- An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for it's unfavorable results.

3- A title given to something or someone with behavoir that is consistently contradictory, akward, and unproductive.

1- When Peter stubbed his toe while stepping into the truck, he said Naughlk.

2- "You stubbed your toe? How Naughlker."

3- That guy is always dopping things and stubbing his toe. He's a naughlker-bib.

by Joe March 4, 2004