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Definitions by jOe

Great guy who macks every fine women out there and is never short of play!
Look here cones Alon. Lets look at his fuck list today, maybe its longer then yesterday
Alon by JOE February 28, 2003

catwhack 

Joe is on the catwhack again.
catwhack by joe February 26, 2003

oh shit bars 

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident
Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car
oh shit bars by Joe February 24, 2003
Extreme l337ness
Pjay is so damn l337 he owns all others
pjay by Joe February 19, 2003
This is the kid who always looks like hes going to the beach. Sandles, sunglasses, sunvisor, shorts, t shirt or open button down. Wears only abercrombie, armani, structure, american eagle, old navy, etc. spikes his hair and dyes the tips of the spikes blond, wears jewelry, typically in a fraternity, has a cell phone and a tribal tattoo around his arm. This guy is the epitome of MTVs spring break. usually an asshole to girls, but gets a lot of the dumb hot ones. rich. listens to rap, and bands like creed or any of those generic rock bands.
Shoot dudeguys in the face
dudeguy by joe February 15, 2003

cream of wheat 

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima
I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet
cream of wheat by Joe February 12, 2003
Unbelievibly cool

Johnny Rocketfingers
look at that totally suppish dude mackin on the hot, large-breasted chick!
suppish by Joe February 11, 2003