jOe's definitions

blef

Not very exciting
Eh... so so or feh

She has some nice bombs but her ass is blef.

by Joe November 19, 2004

Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.

ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.

by Joe February 26, 2005

gription

the ability of a new surface to hold or grip with exceptional tackiness.

"My old shoes are slippery, they have no more gription."

by Joe April 22, 2005

Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.

B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*

by Joe August 15, 2005

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

gravy

What true italians call tomato sauce

(nonna):"Ehhh peppino, getta you hands outta my garvy!"

(peppino): "Nonna i just want a meatball! damn!.....Sorry i didn't mean
to swear, no dont hit me with the spoon!!!!"

by joe January 18, 2005

Spinky

Really Good

I am spinky

by Joe April 9, 2003