Definitions by jK

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

guitarded by jk October 28, 2004

turkey drop 

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.

turkey drop by JK October 3, 2004

eulonima 

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

eulonima by JK October 1, 2004

Reverse sharking 

The female equivilent of Sharking

Did you SEE her sharking him just now?

Reverse sharking by JK August 3, 2004

Sharking 

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).

That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...

Sharking by JK August 3, 2004

malinky 

Malinky, an object or persons who is not worth describing or giving a name to. Used together with other insults to give a more confusing and irritating verbal attack.

your a stinky malinky

malinky by jK July 15, 2004

Bumbasquat

A word that can literally mean anything you want. It was created by Avid Merrion in the TV series of Bo Selecta!, Where it is said by Trisha.

Oh My god, shut up you bumbasquat!

Bumbasquat by JK June 20, 2004