jB's definitions

G-Monkey

A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.

When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.

by JB March 10, 2003

Pacer

A crappy high school mascot

Damn, the Lakeridge Pacers have a dumb team name!

by JB March 30, 2005

XLC

Xtremely Lame Clownz

Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do

by JB June 7, 2003

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

by JB May 7, 2004