doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender

he has a doach

by JB May 07, 2004

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 25, 2003

for real

Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Kitty: Crystal is a real bitch.
Kimmy: For real.

by JB September 26, 2003

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

by JB June 23, 2004

Gat

Uneducated way of saying, "got." Got = Have.

I ain't gat no money.

That is, "I have no money."

by JB December 18, 2004

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 14, 2006