jB's definitions

woo

the finest girl who live on your block

Hey yo, woo just come out her house

by jb January 21, 2004

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004

Giallo

A very stylish Italian suspense-thriller. The killer usually dons black leather gloves. This concept being introduced by Mario Bava, in 1964's "Blood and Black Lace".

Key films:
Dario Argento's "Deep Red"
Mario Bava's "Blood and Black Lace"
Dario Argento's "Tenebre"

by JB January 19, 2004

pagz

He has a beard

Yo Bearded one, your name be Pagz.

by JB January 8, 2004

twig and berries

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

by JB January 19, 2004

magi

a wizard or sorceror

merlin, a little like gandalf

by jb February 18, 2004