doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender

he has a doach

by JB May 07, 2004

hello boys

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Hello boys refers to the spreading of the legs while either performing a handstand or sitting midair on straightened arms.

And.......wait fot it......hello boys!

by JB February 28, 2005

Durden, Tyler

A wonderful alter-ego of Fight Club's narrator. Often misinterpereted by punks who have only seen the movie and didn't read the Palahniuk book.

Tyler Durdent started Project Mayhem.

by JB November 03, 2003

brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

Siskel & Ebert

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

by JB October 02, 2003