Definitions by jB

Kazaach 

(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.

I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.

Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!

Kazaach by JB November 19, 2003

crumb 

to make fun of, ridicule

"Quit crumbing on me!"

crumb by JB November 14, 2003

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

5-on-2 by JB November 13, 2003

EAT DIE! 

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.

Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"

EAT DIE! by JB November 12, 2003

Cock Pilot 

A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.

Tom is a Cock Pilot!

Cock Pilot by JB November 11, 2003

Durden, Tyler 

A wonderful alter-ego of Fight Club's narrator. Often misinterpereted by punks who have only seen the movie and didn't read the Palahniuk book.

Tyler Durdent started Project Mayhem.

Durden, Tyler by JB November 3, 2003

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

bueme by JB November 2, 2003