Nickelodeon

A television network station that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.
Nickelodeon is on the brink of extinction.
by Jay March 02, 2005
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Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.
"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."
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pennis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again
by Jay May 10, 2003
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sticky nuts

when yr nuts stick to yr legs
it's so humid i can't get rid of my sticky nuts
by Jay May 10, 2003
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dizzog

a pimp dog

*note, often used by those trying to sound hip or ghetto
did you see that? man that's my dizzog!
by jay July 23, 2004
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
by Jay May 10, 2003
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