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lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl
"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"
by Jake January 6, 2005
mugGet the lucktansmug.

crunk

getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!
i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car
by jake August 4, 2004
mugGet the crunkmug.

suppository

(noun)
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature
She thought she had a yeast infection so she got some suppositories from the chemist to treat it. They came with an insertion wand that made it easy to get them several inches up inside her vagina.
by Jake March 24, 2004
mugGet the suppositorymug.

glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)
i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed
by Jake November 12, 2003
mugGet the glurbymug.

fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.
If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.
by Jake June 27, 2004
mugGet the fundamentalrattlizationismmug.

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo
Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.
by jake December 18, 2004
mugGet the frozen joemug.

Eifel 65

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously
by jake November 20, 2004
mugGet the Eifel 65mug.

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