Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.

"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."

by Jake March 02, 2005

stanger

To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.

"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."

by Jake May 15, 2005

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

zambuoni

def. - anyone with the last name buoni

jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni

by jake March 30, 2005

cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

by Jake March 24, 2004

drop it like it's hot

Taking a big dump; pooping

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot

by Jake January 03, 2005