homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire

sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay

by jake December 03, 2004

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

Hack

Something which you dislike or dont agree with.

That Steve, hes really hack.
That womans trousers are really hack.
Oh Hack! Ive forgotten my keys.

by jake August 12, 2003

breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 30, 2004

bloody

something that makes you shake you head in disgust; derived from the language Jag.

"That fuckin dude is bloody over there."

by Jake January 10, 2005

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004

blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

by Jake September 28, 2003