by jake December 03, 2004
A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.
Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.
by Jake December 02, 2003
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by Jake February 04, 2005
Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.
by Jake January 30, 2004
Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2
by Jake February 02, 2005
Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 01, 2010